evion:

maamlet:

maamlet:

rapidly unsheathes my katana and you immediately get a phone call from your wife asking for a divorce

I ONLY DO DIVORCES

-CALLIE MAAMLET, DIVORCE RONIN

#they sever the ties that bind #not the binder that ties

manywinged:

manywinged:

manywinged:

prophets arent shit i have visions all the time. with my eyes.

“i saw something” yeah me too youre not special

ALT

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blackmidihellfirefullalbumupload:

thebuginthecornerofyourroom:

Death Grips is online

update: the concert has happened and someone posted a livestream, saving the subreddit. however

ALT

there is no easter bunny. there is no tooth fairy. and there is no python script to ban everyone from /r/deathgrips

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cheznna06:

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minecraft:

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

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tonyoso:

tonyoso:

tonyoso:

tonyoso:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY COOL DOG!! 🥳🎉🎉

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broadwaytheanimatedseries:

bees-buzzy-blog:

nb-nightwing:

wispandwhispers:

sorta-spaced-out:

fangswell:

June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day

happy birthday to the only things ever

And love händel reunion day and Linda and Lawrence’s anniversary

Hey.

The most day ever

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melonsap:

If you fall for a social media prank, do you reblog/pass it on to your followers?

(via transbuck)

duckdotcom:

duckdotcom:

oof! ouch! hang on there’s something stuck in my shoe *I remove my shoe and turn it over and a small wooden structure tumbles out* well fuck. looks like someone built a little birdhouse in my sole

you’re welcome fuckmaster unlimited

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dilfdubois:

falewife-deactivated20230630:

entranas:

the bloker (british joker) would say ‘cheer up batman mate’

you really need to learn how to 'ave a laugh, bats

ALT

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escuerzoresucitado:

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confield:

breadcunt:

confield:

You cannot say that a top grossing artist is “feral” or making you “feral.” You are listening to the Billboard Top 40. You are very domesticated.

Stupid ass take. The fame of the artist doesn’t define how it makes you feel. Do you not see me go hogwild eating potatoes, easily one of the top 5 most well known vegetables

We’re like shooting stars you and I

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